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I’m listening to the voices in my head and I’ve come to realize that they are having more fun than me. I’m gonna go join them for a few drinks.
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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
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If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
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Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…
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Knows the real fountain of youth is to have a dirty mind and a naughty smile..
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People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..
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What do the Chinese call a 69? Twocanchew
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You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..
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