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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
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People make the world go around but at some point don’t you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
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Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!
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The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
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If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
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Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
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