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Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
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I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
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Girls dont dress for boys, they dress for themselves. If girls dressed for boys, they’d just walk around naked all the time.
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In a cramped bus.. Lady: Something of yours is touching me. Man: Oh! That’s… that’s just my salary in my pocket. Lady: Did your salary just triple in the last 5 minutes?
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Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
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Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
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Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!
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I’m listening to the voices in my head and I’ve come to realize that they are having more fun than me. I’m gonna go join them for a few drinks.
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